the pig's heart was at a reduced price of $1.84.probably the pig,who is currently in heaven(probably having wings)is quite angry at the price, saying"my life does not cost a mere $1.84!!!!!!"
Putting my finger into the arteries to feel its depth.(I wasn't asked by the pig to help remove his cholesterol clottings
Doctor-"Creating an incision into the heart"
Nurse -"Yes"
Doctor-"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!The whole heart is filled with a wierd substance!!!!!"
Nurse-"i will send it to the lab for analysis" Later...........
Nurse-"results are back,its wierd,the scientists started hugging each other after the analysis"
Doctor-"Let me see"
Doct0r-"Holy Cow! there are wierd cells portraying the word"I love you!!!!!"